onlinepunk:

excuse me

dominicandeathtrap:

Become ur own cinnamon apple

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curtisplease:

notlostonanadventure:

My anaconda don’t

what are gays even doing

roblawmusik:

restaurant: sorry we stop serving at 8

me: honey i never stop serving

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124:

they look so defeated please let your kids dress up as ninjas and power rangers and shit and don’t do stuff like this for Internet fame
opisthocoelicaudia:

opisthocoelicaudia:

do i do it????


i did it

precumming:

when you go to pet a dog and it growls at you

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